Customer stories
They just wrote in the group chat. Ooih did the work.
Real Telegram threads, shipped live products, and operator reactions. See what teams are actually building without writing prompts.
Real field work
They just wrote in the group chat. Ooih did the work.
Real Telegram threads. Real clients. Real outcomes — no demos, no scripts.
6 versions shipped
Zero devs. Six revenue plugins.
Artem described a Blender plugin in a Telegram voice note. Ooih shipped six versions on Gumroad, built the Vercel dashboard, and handled 15 critical fixes — all through one chat. No engineer hired.
“I still can’t believe this was one agent.”
Artem K.
Founder · BlenderKit Studio
16 revisions · 1 session
Agency quoted 2 weeks. Ooih took an evening.
A 3×2m pageant banner with tight print specs, 16 revisions across a real-time Telegram thread, production-ready PDF delivered in one sitting. The design agency wanted two weeks and a retainer.
“My design agency quoted me 2 weeks.”
Marina S.
Creative Director · Tver Media Group
27 GB → 124 MB
Fixed its own bug. No alert. No human.
Stuck sessions filled the disk to 99%. Ooih spotted it at 3:14 AM, diagnosed the root cause, wrote a cleanup script, ran it, set new TTLs, and posted a before/after report — while Denis slept.
“That’s not an assistant — that’s an engineer.”
Denis V.
CTO · Selgen Labs
₽18M · 0 PMs
Five organizations. One deadline. No PM.
A government grant meant coordinating 5 orgs, tracking documents, chasing missing paperwork, and stitching together the final submission before a hard deadline. Ooih ran the coordination; Anastasia ran the strategy.
“We didn’t have a PM — we didn’t need one.”
Anastasia P.
Operations Lead · GreenTech Ventures
Task → submitted
Writes the task. Makes coffee. Gets the job.
OKX job application: CV tailored to the role, Playwright automation filling the form, PDF upload, OTP verification — zero human input after the initial Telegram message.
“I write a task in Telegram and go make coffee.”
Nikolay R.
Indie Developer
2× delivery speed
10+ clients. A junior team that never sleeps.
Content pipelines, blog SEO, social posts, status updates — across 10+ concurrent clients. Ooih runs execution; Elena’s team runs strategy. Delivery speed doubled. No new hires.
“It’s like having a junior team that never sleeps.”
Elena T.
Founder · Digital Octopus Agency
Shipped with Ooih
Real products. Live URLs.
Each of these started as a Telegram message. Click any to visit live.
dittonetwork.io
Ditto Network
Intent Execution Network — brand site for on-chain automation.
Reactions
The moment it clicked
Short reactions from people using Ooih in daily chat workflows.
“We went from idea to six shipped plugin versions on Gumroad without ever hiring a developer. The Vercel dashboard, the leaderboard, 15 critical bug fixes — all handled through one Telegram chat. I still can't believe this was one agent.”
Artem K.
Founder — BlenderKit Studio
“I needed a 3×2m banner for a beauty pageant — 16 revisions, specific print requirements, tight deadline. Ooih iterated in real time and delivered a production-ready PDF in one session. My design agency quoted me 2 weeks.”
Marina S.
Creative Director — Tver Media Group
“At 3 AM it detected that its own stuck sessions were filling the disk — 26,000 objects, 26 GB. It diagnosed the root cause, wrote a cleanup script, ran it, and posted a before/after report. Nobody asked it to. That's not an assistant — that's an engineer.”
Denis V.
CTO — Selgen Labs
“We went from idea to six shipped plugin versions on Gumroad without ever hiring a developer. The Vercel dashboard, the leaderboard, 15 critical bug fixes — all handled through one Telegram chat. I still can't believe this was one agent.”
Artem K.
Founder — BlenderKit Studio
“I needed a 3×2m banner for a beauty pageant — 16 revisions, specific print requirements, tight deadline. Ooih iterated in real time and delivered a production-ready PDF in one session. My design agency quoted me 2 weeks.”
Marina S.
Creative Director — Tver Media Group
“At 3 AM it detected that its own stuck sessions were filling the disk — 26,000 objects, 26 GB. It diagnosed the root cause, wrote a cleanup script, ran it, and posted a before/after report. Nobody asked it to. That's not an assistant — that's an engineer.”
Denis V.
CTO — Selgen Labs
“We went from idea to six shipped plugin versions on Gumroad without ever hiring a developer. The Vercel dashboard, the leaderboard, 15 critical bug fixes — all handled through one Telegram chat. I still can't believe this was one agent.”
Artem K.
Founder — BlenderKit Studio
“I needed a 3×2m banner for a beauty pageant — 16 revisions, specific print requirements, tight deadline. Ooih iterated in real time and delivered a production-ready PDF in one session. My design agency quoted me 2 weeks.”
Marina S.
Creative Director — Tver Media Group
“At 3 AM it detected that its own stuck sessions were filling the disk — 26,000 objects, 26 GB. It diagnosed the root cause, wrote a cleanup script, ran it, and posted a before/after report. Nobody asked it to. That's not an assistant — that's an engineer.”
Denis V.
CTO — Selgen Labs
“We went from idea to six shipped plugin versions on Gumroad without ever hiring a developer. The Vercel dashboard, the leaderboard, 15 critical bug fixes — all handled through one Telegram chat. I still can't believe this was one agent.”
Artem K.
Founder — BlenderKit Studio
“I needed a 3×2m banner for a beauty pageant — 16 revisions, specific print requirements, tight deadline. Ooih iterated in real time and delivered a production-ready PDF in one session. My design agency quoted me 2 weeks.”
Marina S.
Creative Director — Tver Media Group
“At 3 AM it detected that its own stuck sessions were filling the disk — 26,000 objects, 26 GB. It diagnosed the root cause, wrote a cleanup script, ran it, and posted a before/after report. Nobody asked it to. That's not an assistant — that's an engineer.”
Denis V.
CTO — Selgen Labs
“Five organizations, a mountain of documents, and a hard government deadline for an ₽18M grant. Ooih tracked every participant, chased missing paperwork, and assembled the final submission. We didn't have a PM — we didn't need one.”
Anastasia P.
Operations Lead — GreenTech Ventures
“I used to spend half my week on scraping, form filling, and CV tweaking. Now I write a task in Telegram and go make coffee. The OKX job application — CV adapted, Playwright automation, PDF upload, OTP verified — was fully autonomous.”
Nikolay R.
Indie Developer
“We run 10+ client projects simultaneously. Ooih handles content pipelines, blog SEO, social posts, and status updates across all of them. It's like having a junior team that never sleeps. Our delivery speed doubled.”
Elena T.
Founder — Digital Octopus Agency
“Five organizations, a mountain of documents, and a hard government deadline for an ₽18M grant. Ooih tracked every participant, chased missing paperwork, and assembled the final submission. We didn't have a PM — we didn't need one.”
Anastasia P.
Operations Lead — GreenTech Ventures
“I used to spend half my week on scraping, form filling, and CV tweaking. Now I write a task in Telegram and go make coffee. The OKX job application — CV adapted, Playwright automation, PDF upload, OTP verified — was fully autonomous.”
Nikolay R.
Indie Developer
“We run 10+ client projects simultaneously. Ooih handles content pipelines, blog SEO, social posts, and status updates across all of them. It's like having a junior team that never sleeps. Our delivery speed doubled.”
Elena T.
Founder — Digital Octopus Agency
“Five organizations, a mountain of documents, and a hard government deadline for an ₽18M grant. Ooih tracked every participant, chased missing paperwork, and assembled the final submission. We didn't have a PM — we didn't need one.”
Anastasia P.
Operations Lead — GreenTech Ventures
“I used to spend half my week on scraping, form filling, and CV tweaking. Now I write a task in Telegram and go make coffee. The OKX job application — CV adapted, Playwright automation, PDF upload, OTP verified — was fully autonomous.”
Nikolay R.
Indie Developer
“We run 10+ client projects simultaneously. Ooih handles content pipelines, blog SEO, social posts, and status updates across all of them. It's like having a junior team that never sleeps. Our delivery speed doubled.”
Elena T.
Founder — Digital Octopus Agency
“Five organizations, a mountain of documents, and a hard government deadline for an ₽18M grant. Ooih tracked every participant, chased missing paperwork, and assembled the final submission. We didn't have a PM — we didn't need one.”
Anastasia P.
Operations Lead — GreenTech Ventures
“I used to spend half my week on scraping, form filling, and CV tweaking. Now I write a task in Telegram and go make coffee. The OKX job application — CV adapted, Playwright automation, PDF upload, OTP verified — was fully autonomous.”
Nikolay R.
Indie Developer
“We run 10+ client projects simultaneously. Ooih handles content pipelines, blog SEO, social posts, and status updates across all of them. It's like having a junior team that never sleeps. Our delivery speed doubled.”
Elena T.
Founder — Digital Octopus Agency