Works in Telegram · No setup · $60/person/mo

One chat.
Every task. No setup.

Name: ooih — AI business agent
Brand: ooih
Price: 60 USD
Availability: InStock

A teammate for teams that run work from the group chat they already use.

Send a voice note, photo, document, bug report, or reminder. Ooih turns it into a finished asset, briefing, task, post, PDF, or verified result — without dashboards, forms, or prompt engineering.

No credits · No separate dashboard · Works from your group chat

Ooih central AI coordinating specialist agents

112prompts from one voice note

9tire sets cleaned for a catalog

17:00briefing arrived before the call

1 group chatphoto → article → channel post

Official partners & clients

How it works

Three steps from task to result

From a message in Telegram to a shipped deliverable.

Write a task in Telegram

Plain language — no technical details. 'Make a banner', 'write the article', 'submit the application', 'check the server'.

Ooih executes

Autonomously: writes code, generates content, runs scripts, talks to external services.

You get the result

A file, a link, a report — or just 'done'. Iterate from there.

See it in action

One message. Three kinds of work.

Real beat-by-beat: a request in the group chat becomes a production asset, a research doc, or a shipped deploy — all in a couple of minutes.

— Chat is the interface. Discussion is the spec.

Launch Squad · 6 members

ooih online

Do this in your own group chat

In the wild

Real chats, real outcomes

Every metric below comes from field work.

Marketing112 posts / mo

Content at scale

SEO articles, ad copy, social posts, email campaigns — generated, edited, published in one command.

Maya · Growth

→ shipped in 2m 41s

Design14h → 1 session

Design & prototype

Landing pages, UI mockups, brand guidelines — from brief to live site without a design team.

Lucas · Founder

→ shipped in 1m 47s

Research50+ sources

Market intelligence

Legal47s per doc

Legal documents

E-commerce9 SKUs · 1 chat

Marketplace automation

Construction$180K grant shipped

Construction projects

ManagementDaily at 07:00

Executive assistant

Finance5 → 1 dashboard

Financial analysis

The proof

At 3 AM, Ooih found its own bug and fixed it.

No ticket. No wakeup call. It detected stuck sessions filling 27 GB of disk, diagnosed the root cause, wrote a cleanup script, ran it, set new limits, and posted a before/after report.

/var/ooih/sessions

2.1 GB

Why Ooih

With workflow builders, you build the agent. With ooih, you message the agent.Coding assistants write code. ooih ships the product.No credits. No per-task charges. No surprises.

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Drafts text you copy-paste somewhere

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Deploys code to production, live

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Suggests a project plan

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Coordinates 5 organizations on a hard deadline

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Analyzes data you feed it

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Detects its own server issues and fixes them at 3 AM